3:02 a.m. and Unfortunately Conscious

This post was written at 3:02 a.m., hence the name, and published the day after because my laptop battery died.

Holy shit, I’m getting an intense experience right now: lying in bed listening to a few memory loaded songs and the rain pounding against my window. All I can really say on that is “I wish someone else could experience this as I am”!

I cant sleep at the moment and I feel slightly delirious at the moment so it might pay to keep in mind that I'm getting a little odd as it's very early in the morning and I'm unable to sleep at all.

So, first things first: An update of my Shit To Do List!
1. Get a job: Success! I managed to land myself a job. The funny thing is; I work in the same place (the Mentone R.S.L.) doing exactly the same stuff (being a dish pig/waiter) but with a different employer. It’s quite amusing because I’ve held the same job and outlasted my last two employers there! Oh, irony, why do you bless me so?

2. Buy and consume another 4.5 litre bottle of Jim Beam: Because I actually have a job now I have the means to gain the funds to purchase said overly large bottle of Jim Beam, it means I no longer have access to the time to drink said overly large bottle of pure joy.

3. Get my room ready for painting: I haven’t done anything on that yet because I’ve had the flu (no, not swine flu… I haven’t been coughing pigs) and I’ve been bed ridden for a week and a bit. Did you know that swine flu is actually less intense than the normal flu, its just that the H1N1 strain has been blown out of proportion?

4. Begin to get my ass into shape for this years Great Victorian Bike Ride: Nope, see above excuse (number three that is) but just add in something along the lines of “and I really can’t be fucked getting up that early” on the end.

5. Get a photo album started to decorate my blog with: Three fails in a row! I’m on a roll! My folks have taken the camera to Borneo with them and it will be out of reach and country for another fifteen days or so, so unless you want overly out of focus photographs from my phone it might have to be missed. Though I have had some amusing photo’s on my phone before… Oh, L, why did you scare me so much?

6. Get into contact with some friends I haven’t seen in ages: Check! I’ve seen my friend Zoe, Louise, Phirrip, Amanda, Bec, James Link and Dylan Murray. I doubt you’d recognise many of those people at all so you can just ignore them. I’ll be catching up with my good friend Nnnnnnnnnita soonish and we’ll have a jolly good time with some other special people.

7. Jam: Sorry, kiddies, not yet. I did manage to leave my ridiculously heavy jamming gear Cushen’s place for over a week but, alas, jamming did not proceed. Cushen and I have a strange habit of organising to jam or catch up and never actually follow through with it. It’s amazing that we actually manage to see each other at all!

So, two out of seven. I think in the next couple of weeks I’ll have to work a tad harder to get this stuff done. Mind you, I only set myself a goal of three out of seven so I’m closer than we all care to believe.

Well, this blog definitely isn't living up to its name. "Daily" seems to have turned into "whenever I don't feel like strangling Twihards and have access to the blogosphere".
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